foreverwinter222:

“let’s fast forward to 300 takeout coffees later” is so lorelai Gilmore coded

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suzythered:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

a game called “what Victorian thing would kill a modern child”

sunfortune:

victorian era child that got cocaine prescribed for a headache trying 4loko:

gayboyfriend:

playing a game called “what modern day thing would kill a victorian era child”

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Just throwing this out there: once on a dig we found a bottle for Victorian-era teething serum (meant to be used on infants).

When we looked up the ingredients, it was just straight up a mixture of morphine and alcohol.

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No prob Bob

koobaxion:

koobaxion:

No problem Boblem

No probert Robert

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a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

may:

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid’s burrito: son that is a burrito

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polyamorouspunk:

thekawaiibutterflygirl:

polyamorouspunk:

sharinya:

cometothebrightseid:

polyamorouspunk:

“Our relationship has been a little rocky of late, so we were thinking that maybe adding a third person would be better!” So what you’re telling me is your relationship is stressful and a mess and you want to drag some innocent person into the middle of it, no thanks.

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people try to justify “opening” their relationship this way.

Does this refer to a poly relationship or having a child? We may never know.

Oh shit that’s the real tea

If roads are rocky, and you want a third person in ur relationship, that third one should be ur fucking relationship therapist

That’s even hotter tea

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the-farts-in-our-stars:

I think growth is when you grow up admiring the relationship Ross and Rachel have, but when you actually fall in love, you’d rather have something like Monica and Chandler. You don’t want to chase someone for 10 years, you don’t want to be destined, you don’t want to be “someone’s lobster.” You want to meet someone and become their friend and you unexpectedly fall for them before you even fully realize that you have. You want to fall in love with your best friend, and someone that was an outcast just like you were. Someone that understands you on every level and loves you and sacrifices for you without a second thought. You don’t want some strung out puppy love that lingered on for 15 years. You don’t want obsession. You want security with your best friend and you want people to think you’re crazy. You want to prove them wrong when they say you won’t make it.

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chylersleigh:

my only three moods :

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thecoranimal:

poetrylesbian:

murdoc:

irrelevantdoorknob:

murdoc:

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

“1,000,000 feet”

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This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

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Were running out of content

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what-even-is-thiss:

Shoutout to the people who grew up in a house where being gay or trans was just never talked about.

Shoutout to the people whose parents support lgbt rights but never told their kids until they were in their teens or twenties because they said it was “difficult to explain to children”.

Shoutout to the people whose religious communities came out in support just a little too late.

Shoutout to everyone afraid to come out just because they know they’ll be safe physically but they don’t know how everything will change socially.

Shoutout to everyone whose internalized homophobia that they’re trying to overcome came from subtle cues and not explicit statements.

Shoutout to the in betweeners. The pain you felt is real.

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raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

zehumanparachute:

bamonbrigade1:

ruby-white-rabbit:

korrawarriorprincess:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

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book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

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book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

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Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

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Book: She was asian

Movie:

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reblogging for the last two

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

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Originally posted by feelinggleeful19

True Fact that wasn’t even scripted and Daniel Radcliffe felt Genuine Terror at this moment

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monetxchange:

me seeing my boss at work after hiding in the bathroom for 20 minutes

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